I'm missing a rib ....

Mr. Husband ::: (walks over to me) "BAbe im missing a rib !!!"

Me::: "What? How? What are you talking about?"

Mr. Husband::: "yea its missing right here" (points at his ribcage)

Me::: "????"

Mr. Husband::: "Its gone because without it God wouldn't have created you for me !" 

<3 aawwww <3 

I'VE GOT YOUR PACKAGE ... RIGHT HEEERRREEE !!!!

Going bowling with my husband is embarrassing enough already but add our closest friends and well the embarrassment multiplies !!!

We walk in and one of them is looking for a specific weight for the bowling ball ...

Friend: "I cant find the (whatever lbs he said) ball
My husband: (grabs his crotch) & says "I GOT YOUR BALL RIGHT HERE"

::::::: ssiiiiggghhhh ::::::

IN FRONT OF EVERYONE
                    &
They kept this up all night !!!

HORNY

Well we went shopping for a couple of essentials at a nearby Target and walking through the aisle with all the shower curtains and all my husband points out at the different color shower curtains and goes this ones mood is dark this one is plain etc etc then says our moods are bright passionate and HORNY !!!!! Just as a lady and her little daughter walk by. It's one of those moments where i wish i could dissappear

Happy Valentines Day

 
<--- this is me  telling him to STOP messing around for the picture !!! lOL 






 Happy
                   Valentines                                  
                Day 

oui monsieur !!!!

My Husband and I decided to go for breakfast over at Mimi's Cafe. Its a french restuarant type thing and they have AMAZING breakfast. He decides to speak to the waiter in a french accent the waiter seemed to find this quite hilarious. It wouldnt have been as embarrassing if my husband was NOT so LOUD !!! Darn his spanish genes

HOMELESS

Well today i went to drop my ring off to get polished and the lady needed to get some information from us.... she needed to update our address and it goes like this :::

LADY::: Is it still 9 ... 6 ... 7
Me::: No we've moved
LADY::: Ok whats the new address
Mr. Husband::: WE'RE HOMELESS
Me::: ---SSIIGHHH-- (give her new address)

You know sometimes i feel like im married to a 5 year old !!!!

Senior Parking

Well today we went to see a church and they had Senior parking up in the front. Since there was no service my husband parked there and i told him "Babe were not seniors" sooooo he points to the backseat where my mother was sitting and says "What is she then ???".  My mother smacked him upside his head !!! HOW RUDE !!!

Never leaving my FB unattended again !!!

I walk away for ONE second and i come back to status i would NEVER in my ENTIRE LIFE post on FB:::

"My husband has a HUGE PENIS"

deleted it and now all i hope is NO one saw that especially NOT my family !!!

Im not drunk ... im SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEpy

In the festivities of new years my husband got a bit tipsy. He was talking in circles and making no sense what so EVER. No one could contain their laughter ! On the way home in the car this was the conversation :::

Me: "Babe are you ok ?"
My husband (very loudly) : "Yea babe im just REALLy really sleepy"
Me:"oh ok babe are you sure your not drunk?"
My husband (loudly) ::: NO the SEX on the BEACH drink made me sleepy but the Captain and coke made me kinda tipsy but im not drunk im o0o0ok"

He is so0o silly !!!! Next thing you know he was PASSED out dressed on the bed when we got home ... Rookie ?