I'VE GOT YOUR PACKAGE ... RIGHT HEEERRREEE !!!!

Going bowling with my husband is embarrassing enough already but add our closest friends and well the embarrassment multiplies !!!

We walk in and one of them is looking for a specific weight for the bowling ball ...

Friend: "I cant find the (whatever lbs he said) ball
My husband: (grabs his crotch) & says "I GOT YOUR BALL RIGHT HERE"

::::::: ssiiiiggghhhh ::::::

IN FRONT OF EVERYONE
                    &
They kept this up all night !!!

HORNY

Well we went shopping for a couple of essentials at a nearby Target and walking through the aisle with all the shower curtains and all my husband points out at the different color shower curtains and goes this ones mood is dark this one is plain etc etc then says our moods are bright passionate and HORNY !!!!! Just as a lady and her little daughter walk by. It's one of those moments where i wish i could dissappear