Senior Parking

Well today we went to see a church and they had Senior parking up in the front. Since there was no service my husband parked there and i told him "Babe were not seniors" sooooo he points to the backseat where my mother was sitting and says "What is she then ???".  My mother smacked him upside his head !!! HOW RUDE !!!

Never leaving my FB unattended again !!!

I walk away for ONE second and i come back to status i would NEVER in my ENTIRE LIFE post on FB:::

"My husband has a HUGE PENIS"

deleted it and now all i hope is NO one saw that especially NOT my family !!!

Im not drunk ... im SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEpy

In the festivities of new years my husband got a bit tipsy. He was talking in circles and making no sense what so EVER. No one could contain their laughter ! On the way home in the car this was the conversation :::

Me: "Babe are you ok ?"
My husband (very loudly) : "Yea babe im just REALLy really sleepy"
Me:"oh ok babe are you sure your not drunk?"
My husband (loudly) ::: NO the SEX on the BEACH drink made me sleepy but the Captain and coke made me kinda tipsy but im not drunk im o0o0ok"

He is so0o silly !!!! Next thing you know he was PASSED out dressed on the bed when we got home ... Rookie ?