Merry Christmas

I thank God for allowing another christmas with my Husband, Family & Friends. <3

ABC ... ZYX ?!?!

My husband is probably one of the few maybe the ONLY man who will practically get on his knees and sing the ABC's to my best friends belly in the middle of a supermarket !!!!! Then he proceeds to sing them backwards because he "might need to know them when he's older for when he is drunk". It makes me only dread to know what he will do whenever we decide to have children !!!!

(Picture on Left: My husband holding Khristyan when he was born)
(Picture on Bottom Right: Khristyan a bit older)

mmmmmm ..... SAMPLES !!!!

Today we were in line at the supermarket when we realized we didn't grab cheese. So my husband went to go get cheese. There was 1 person in line behind us so i was hoping he would hurry up. One of the associates saw him coming back but then all of a sudden he stopped and well he started taking a long time. I asked that they please take the person behind me and went to go get my husband. TURNS OUT he stopped because a lady was handing out ice cream samples !!!! Instead of bringing me the cheese and paying he stopped to get  a sample !!!! AAAHHHHH i just wanted to smack him silly !!! lOL NO WONDER they say the way to a mans heart is through his stomach !!!!

Which one smells the SLUTTIEST ?

Earlier today my husband & I went for a walk in the mall. As we were leaving we walked through Dillards. Passing the colognes and perfumes a sales associate asked us if we needed assistance and well this is how that went :::

Sales Associate: "Hi. How are you ? May i help you find anything in particular ?"

My Husband: "Which will make me smell the SLUTTIEST???"

Sales Associate: (BURST OUT LAUGHING) "Well i have a couple that will attract women to you ... if you consider that slutty"

2nd Sales Associate: "AHAHAHAH i never heard that before good one"

She then showed us 2 that were absolutely wonderful :
     >Intense Play - Givenchy
     >Bleu- Chanel

But as you can see my daily life with alongside my husband is well "SPECIAL" lOL

Will that complete your order ?

Well this is my first blog entry and it certainly wont be my last as many things happen in my married life that are worth blogging about

So we (My husband Robert and I)  were pressed for time and stopped by a Mcdonalds to pick up something to eat. This is how the ordering went :::

Lady: "Welcome to Mcdonalds how may i help you"
Me:"Hi yes i would like to order (looking for the number)
-pause-

My Husband: "VAGINA !!!!"
Lady: " Excuse Me???"
Me: "Umm sorry i mean a number 10 & uummm "
 -pause-

My Husband: "VAAAAGGIINNNAAA"
Me: "OMG im so sorry & a number 1"
Lady: "Any sauce with that mam"
Me: "Barbecue Sauce"
-pause-

Lady: "Will that complete your order mam?"
My Husband: "MORE VAGINA"
Me:"No mam thank you thats all"

Welll you can IMAGINE the embarrassment that i felt driving up to the window