Will that complete your order ?

Well this is my first blog entry and it certainly wont be my last as many things happen in my married life that are worth blogging about

So we (My husband Robert and I)  were pressed for time and stopped by a Mcdonalds to pick up something to eat. This is how the ordering went :::

Lady: "Welcome to Mcdonalds how may i help you"
Me:"Hi yes i would like to order (looking for the number)
-pause-

My Husband: "VAGINA !!!!"
Lady: " Excuse Me???"
Me: "Umm sorry i mean a number 10 & uummm "
 -pause-

My Husband: "VAAAAGGIINNNAAA"
Me: "OMG im so sorry & a number 1"
Lady: "Any sauce with that mam"
Me: "Barbecue Sauce"
-pause-

Lady: "Will that complete your order mam?"
My Husband: "MORE VAGINA"
Me:"No mam thank you thats all"

Welll you can IMAGINE the embarrassment that i felt driving up to the window